Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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