Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Randomize
