This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Randomize
