you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
it was like eating out sand paper
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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