I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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