you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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