break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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