How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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