I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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