he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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