a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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