we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I puked a lego.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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