Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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