his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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