Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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