So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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