i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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