She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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