No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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