i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening