I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
