speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
