I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
So. Much. Porn.
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