so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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