He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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