Little spoons don't ask big questions
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
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She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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