Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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