Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
