Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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