Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize