Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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