One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Non-Jews are for practice
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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