Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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