this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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