Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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