So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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