He is an equal opportunity slut.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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