he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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