Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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