can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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