you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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