Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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