Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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