No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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