Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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