I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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