ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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