so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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