Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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