I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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