this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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