My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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