You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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