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I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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